Congratulations, Indie Rockers! We here at Craig's List/Missed Connections are
proud to announce that you are the lucky winners of our weekly social criticism
contest. Each week we pick a new San Francisco subculture to collectively crucify
and ridicule through anonymous postings to this list. The long and illustrious
list of previous contest winners includes Marina-dwellers, SUV-drivers, Asians,
.com-ers, transplants, locals, gay guys who have sex in the showers in Market St.
gyms, and one Gorgeous Guy to name a few.
You're probably wondering what to expect as winners of this contest. Fret not.
In addition to a weeks worth of deriding commentary, we here at Craig's List have
taken it upon ourselves to send you an official congratulatory package which
should be arriving at your Richmond apartment shortly. Each package includes:
- a pacifier to suck on while you cry about the postings on this list
- one pair thick-rimmed glasses (unisex!)
- one size small red & white authentic 3/4-sleeve t-shirt
- $10 gift certificate to the Salvation Army store
- a round-trip airline ticket back to Portland
Congratulations, once again Indie Rockers!
This contest sponsored by:
Puma (but not Nike or Adidas)
Matador Records
Supercuts
The Beauty Bar
for the official MC: to the blonde girl outside at lunch with whom i kept making
eye contact. hope to see you around somewhere when i'm drunk.