Open Letter to Returning Burning Man Participants ("burners")
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Burning Man attendees,
We would like to take a moment to welcome you back to the City of San Francisco & its surrounding Bay Area. We hope to reacclimatize you to life in the City {"Babylon") by keeping you abreast of recent developments.
In your absence, we managed to keep the City running with full services & facilities to all residents. A noticeable jump in violent crime was not felt - however, curiously the number of drug-related arrests did not increase either. War, Famine, Plunder, and Deceit still run rampant, but this was to be expected.
In short, the Net Balance remained unchanged whilst you were frolicking in the desert wilderness. Despite the severe ravages of a cold and indifferent world, we were able to keep the City (and what amounts to the whole of reality) warm & cozy for you while you attempted to achieve your drug fueled desert artfag epiphany.