A new twist on the 8-min dating. Go with the whole 8 min concept, but cut the crap with trying to meet and impress someone, just lay down the facts. Similar to some guys posting out there:
'I am seeking a thong-wearing woman who has an East Coast MBA.
I am shallow and I like intelligent women. ' (yes ladies, he's single, find him under Happy Meal)
One must offer up the main points that were reasons why past relationships didn't work. or general facts of what they need in a relationship, however shallow it may seem. similar to previous quote. some examples:
I tend to slobber all over faces when I kiss, is this ok?
Will it bother you that even though I don't get too drunk, I will hang out at my neighboorhood bar/shack 4 nights a week, and probably be a lazy ass and not want to do much else?
I organize my grocery non-perisables by height and size in the cupboard. If you move one of them, I will know.
I save all my old t-shirts, even the ones with wierd pink armpit stains, and if you try to get rid of them, I will cry.
I wear granny underwear.
I buy ridiculus items off Ebay, but they are a great deal. My new emergency generator will be arriving today. I will put it in the garage by the vats of used hydraulic oil, airplane control joysticks, and 1920's oscilliscope.
I smoke and I like to, and although I won't do it in your presence, I don't intend to quit.
I would rather buy a pair of new jeans that fits like a glove than have sex.
I don't have any idea how to touch you down there, and I'm just going to barge on into it like a pig going for food.
I refuse to drive above the speed limit. I simply never will. I don't think it is right.
I am a very sexual being and will often attempt to put my hand down your pants in a public place.
I believe twice a year is enough to vacuum the house, and will get annoyed if you do it more.
I save every magazine I have ever gotten. Weekly's, monthly's, you name it. And I insist that they remain on the coffee table till I read all of them.
When I fold and put away laundry, I must line up all the corners of things and fold them all the same way. I fold underwear. Even thongs.
I run. a lot. In a really busy week, it will be more important to me to run every day than to see you.
My mom is very religious. She sends me religious clippings. When you enter my life, she will send them to you too.
I will want to do everything with you. Leave for work with you. Meet you for lunch. Walk home with you. Go running with you. Make dinner with you. And if you don't go to bed at the same time as me I will be sad.
I groom my pubes by pulling out loose ones. And don't worry, even though I do this in the living room, I will make sure to put them in a drinking glass so they don't get all over the house.
I know nothing about politics. In fact, I have never even voted.