OK, so I'm a bit to the FAR east of the Bay.. - m4w
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Still, I consider myself closer to SF on the east side than the West. So here it goes. I am a 22 year-old guy, both French and American, currently living in Paris. Yes, I know SF given that I lived there for a while, 9th and Lincoln, Hi Marwan! Hi to all you Canvas folks, miss the jazz evenings.
I'm starting a PhD here and therefore am stuck in France, but I am sick of all that non-dating in France. So I thought that I'd start not dating in San Francisco. I mean, French girls *are* amazing and all, but I need a change and as far as non-dating goes, SF is probably just as good a place as Paris if not better. So if you think you are too good for me, you might be fit *not* to answer me. I am quite specific though: I'm looking for someone smart, good-looking if at all possible, humorous (although that might be easier if you are smart). I am not looking for a quick lay. If you think you are at all interesting, and fit even partly the description, than you can not answer. Otherwise just move on please, i don't have time doing the whole non-dating thing with you, just sorry but I've not dated great chicks, I'm not going to start now not dating you.
Things I am good at:
- Not calling you after our first date
- Not having our first date
- Not harassing you for (choose: real/cyber/phone/animal/fetish)-sex
- Not asking you for beer while I'm watching soccer
- Not leaving the toilet seat which ever way you don't want it
- Not pretending to care when really I'm only waiting for sex time
- Not asking you out
- Not guessing your phone number/email address/fax number/address/pager/name
- Not wanting sex and being upset you're having a period/headache/sleepover
Things I will do:
- Think of you all day
- Imagine places where we could have had our date (Paris or SF at your convenience)
- Imagine what a nice girl you are
- Invent incredible sex and repeat-play it in my head
- Be faithful and exclusive in not dating you
I'll let you figure out all the things not dating me can bring you. Of course, to not date me, you must not answer this! I hope you are worth it, I have already not dated lots of great girls, including: models (yeah, ok, just the one, but still she was hot), French actresses, Andria at the Canvas, South African Genny, and many more...
If you are planning a trip to Paris, we can even not date in Paris!
Hope not to hear from you soon, so we can start moving!
PS: after having seen how only American post on the London Craigslist, I figure this post won't be misplaced...