So a couple days ago I was walking to the bus stop from work and I had a moment of enlightenment. As I was considering how cool life would be if women were horny and aggressive like men, it dawned on me all of a sudden: women are spoiled attention hogs because of all the attention that throngs of men lavish on them. It props up their ego. But that's the thing...you hear about it all the time, the whole "I don't go to the gym to be hit on!!" Such bullshit. Yes they do, but only by acceptably hot guys. In Aggressive Girl World, try to imagine yourself in at the gym getting pissed at a really hot girl "interrupting your workout" by throwing one-liners at you.
But since it would be Aggressive Girl World, as opposed to Aggressive Hot Girl World, you would have to suffer the aggressions of lots of not-so-hot girls, too. In Aggressive Girl World I would sit in a club and shoot down every girl, waiting for an ideally hot girl to hit on me. If I’m a 7 in Aggressive Girl World, I would never settle for a 7 of the opposite sex...I would definitely be waiting for the and 8’s and 9's and maybe even cross my fingers in hopes of snaring a wayward 10. It happens in Aggressive Guy World every day.
This would all be fine and dandy if I were the hottest guy in the world and had no competition for all the hot hot girls in Aggressive Girl World. In Aggressive Guy World, my looks matter to me but I never really primp myself to perfection. After all, I realize that most girls in my league are waiting for 9's and 10's and I max out at 8 on a good hair day, downhill, with the wind at my back. I would rather settle for a 6 or 7 who would perform circus tricks for me than a 9 who treats me like shit.
In Aggressive Girl World, as a guy, I would obviously spend ENDLESS time preening myself and cultivating my looks to attract the hottest girls I could manage. If you're a good-looking dude in Aggressive Girl World, you could land yourself at the business end of a gang bang merely by snapping your fingers, but the real score is getting a REALLY HOT girl. It’s like going to the magazine rack and reaching to the back of the stack to get a nice, pristine copy of your favorite magazine instead of a slightly more tattered one. Ever wonder why we do that? Answer: Because we can.
But for all the 6’s, 7’s and 8’s running around, there are very few 9’s and 10’s. So essentially all guys in Aggressive Girl World from, say, 7 and up would all be vying for the attention of the few 9’s and 10’s out there. This is the reason why girls spend huge amount of time, energy, and money on looking good—-it’s all about marketing yourself to the 9’s and 10’s. (Incidentally, this also explains why a certain few guys out there have been screwed by like 100 women without skipping a beat and expect to get laid every time they go out.)
What does all this mean? Consider this posting a call to arms. I challenge men everywhere to go out this weekend and not talk to a single girl. There is strength in unity. When their desperation for male interaction reaches critical mass, the tables will turn. By having to initiate all the pairing up themselves, they will be shoehorned into a working model of Aggressive Girl World where regularly decent looking guys like me will bask in girly attention and perhaps get to have sex with a girl out of our league. So primp to perfection, men, and Godspeed!