To the __[expletive]____ who wrote the post about how all _____[racial slur]_____’s suck at ______[verb]____;
I’ll have you know, you _____[derogatory adjective]___ __[expletive]___, that my ______[ethnicity]______ boy/girlfriend drives a ____[expensive car model]___ and works at ___[high-paying job]___. Furthermore, (s)he is an absolute ___[wildlife species]___ in the sack!
And as far as whether or not it’s cool for (wo)men to shave their ___[genitalia]___, all I have to say is ___[expletive]___! I ___[emotional verb]___ that ___[expletive]___! As far as I’m concerned, every ___[expletive]__ing ___[genitalia]___ on this ___[expletive]___ planet should be like that.
Now, as for whether ___[expletive]___ Bush lied about ___[plural noun]___, I say ___[expletive]__ him!
And finally, for all you ___[expletive]___ flaggers out there on CL, take some time to remember our ___[expletive]___ First Amendment. I’ll have all you ___[plural expletive]___ know that I went to ___[impressive misspelled law school]___, and I spoke to ___[famous lawyer]___ just the other day on ___[bay area public transit]___, and (s)he agreed with me totally. So go ___[expletive]___ yourselves!