I have one (1) Insane Roommate that I would like to trade immediately for Peace & Quiet. All offers will be considered. No one will be turned down.
Here are some of the benefits and advantages of living with my Insane Roommate:
--door slamming in the middle of the night
--loud music in the middle of the night
--loud talking in the middle of the night
--loud TV in the middle of the night
--knowledge of the Macintosh OS platform
--leaves dishes unwashed for many months
--great at linguistics
--infantile behavior at age 31
--dirty laundry left in piles in living room for weeks on end
--passive aggressive behavior
--decorates in pastels
--exercises to Richard Simmons' tapes
--drinks your canned beverages
--wonderful Grad Student teacher at Cal
--treats men like dirt
--cooks for her students
--gets her way
--doesn't give you phone messages
--father issues
--mother issues
--other-people issues
--self issues
--knows sign-language
--keeps only parking space for apartment to self
Please, she's priced to move! Call me during the day, Monday through Friday, at work, or evenings at home. But don't leave a message--I won't get it.