Never played any sports in school but I'm athletic.
I'm so liberal, cultured and cool that I'm pathetic.
Driving around town in my new z3 watching mortals wish they were me
When are you going to wake up and see that it's all rhetoric.
Don't know what to say to make people smile but I'm hilarious.
I’ve got a rather edgy style, but not precarious.
I’m such a freak, I’m so unique, the hipster geek every woman seeks.
You really are much more bleak than you are various.
I like: hugging trees, before I cut them down
Romantic walks on the beach, to watch the children drown.
Protesting senseless violence by beating up cops.
Comfortable silence, that’s so loud the ground rocks
Gazing deep into her eyes, to see my own pretty face.
Softly kissing her thighs, while she smears shit on my face.
Taking trips to the zoo, to watch sex between rhino’s,
A really sunny afternoon at the nudist beach for albinos.
A “good glass of wine,” that comes in a box
Giving a bum a dime, as I steal his socks,
Toe jam and old spam and used tampon strings,
These are a few of my favorite things.