Running to the train and having the doors close in my face
Running to the train, making it but having to dislodge my backpack from the closing doors (oh the nasty looks)
Fuckers who run to catch a train and get caught in the door with their fucking backpack and delaying the train
People w/o escalator etiquette (been covered...moving on)
People who don't know how to form a line to get on a train. And those who don't move aside when it's not their train on the platform.
Broken escalators. I'm out of shape and so are you.
Mini sheet-fed toilet paper and no paper towels in BART bathroom. I guess that's better than neither of either.
Late trains and lame excuses for late trains. If there's a "medical emergency" why can't you just haul the dead fucker away and move the damn train.
The obnoxious white guy w/cornrows who thinks that by trying out his raps on a crowded train, he would get noticed and signed by a local rap label (you've heard him).
The obnoxious homeless woman who yells out "Can someone please help me...I need help to pay the doctor for my cancer treatment" on the train. Says some shit like that, shows up every couple of months, likely working the circuit.
Loud cell phone ringing and loud cell phone talking. Use the vibrate option and keep your loud ass voice down. While you're at it, keep it short 'cause you're disrupting my reading.
Anyone who disrupts the usual din with loud obnoxious talking. My wife and I can carry a conversation w/o having anyone give us the stinkeye...so can you.
The smelly dingy brown seats w/o any ass support left in it.
The smelly, gross disgusting corner seat section of a brown-upholstered train. Once in awhile, someone from BART should walk a fucking train and tag the shit seats for removal/replacement.
Anyone sitting next to me with stinky breath. I'd offer you a mint but I'm afraid it won't work and it'll give you some excuse to start a conversation.
Dumbass dude sitting next to me who insists on spreading his legs wide.
Inconsiderate asshole behind me rustling his newspaper and messing up my hair while I'm trying to nap. Dude look around you...there's a double-fold way to read the paper so it doesn't hit the person in front. Be observant.
Teenagers...not all of them, just the loud ones who swear a lot (hmmm, like me 20 years ago)
People who sit in handicapped and don't get up for seniors, handicapped and pregnant women. Dickface, show some class instead of the back of your book.
Too loud headphones. I don't care if you fuck up your hearing for life, just spare me the sing-along and headbob too. You are not the shiznit.
Farts on a crowded train (oops that was me)
153 tickets each valued at $1.80. Who's got the time to refill them?
The bitchy ticket refill lady @ 12th Street.
Moron bicyclists taking up too much space and can't follow the rules about when to bring bikes on BART.
Snooty dinks who roll their eyes at people with crying/fussy babies. Don't have kids then you selfish snobby bastard...