I would just like to thank you for providing one of the most odd and entertaining experiences I've ever had in this town. I was having a pretty relaxed conversation with a friend after a night of drinking (and work, I apologize for appearing in slacks and a button-up shirt, I assure you this isn't my usual attire), and you and your friend arrived in front of the bar to switch cars, presumeably after hitting another bar. She had to pee, and you suggested she do so in your mouth, and I of course suggested monetary compensation for such a show.
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Honestly though, I didn't think you would actually do it. I can say that's the first time I've ever seen an attractive woman topless in the middle of Q street (you have very attractive breasts by the way). It's also the first time I've seen a topless woman lay down in the middle of a three lane street at 2am. It also marks the first time I've seen a woman have another woman pee in her mouth.
I forgive your bearhug which inevitably splayed most of the splashed urine on my shirt, and your immediate departure, but I am certain that it was a twenty dollars well spent.
All said, despite the fact that I am in no way aroused by such "watersports," your antics were amusing and completely without any regard for law, what others might think of you, or even good taste (pun not intended). That brief moment will remain a legendary event in my mind forever. Thanks to you and your friend for something that shocked, surprised, and left a mark on my memory that will not soon be erased.
If I see you again, let me buy you a drink. I might even let you pee in my mouth this time.
this is in or around midtown