Thou Art Gone, Sweet Ghetto Hot Tub
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Sweet ghetto hot tub
you came to me
on Craigslist free
now I doth release thee
Bereft of chemicals
my love and I did soak
in waters most sublime
with nary a poke
Her pump is broken
her redwood old
she spurts and gurgles
at 110 VAC-- or so I'm told
Ask not for me to move her
for she is of great girth
Mention not her broken parts
She is priced what she is worth
Yet she doth hold water
well as her maiden voyage
filled from the tank
in one's garage
You haul
You clean
You become
A contented human being
