So I just got trolled I think...Someone ding dong ditched 5 small goldfish on my front porch and left this REALLY colorful letter (to say the least). Apparently their names are Big boi, black typ, diamond vee, white tee, and of course, Whore.
Although I got a good laugh out of it, I don't actually have a tank to care for them. So they're free to a good home.
At least they were courteous enough to give us food...but still.
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