Philly through the eyes of Craigs List Haiku

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My Craigs List Haiku
Killing time in the office
Friday afternoon

Schuylkill Expressway
Better than Talladega
This city kicks ass

Inspiring rants
and raves from racist slimeballs
Philly characters

My couch is broken
But you can still pick it up
List it on free stuff

Strictly platonic
new in town, looking for friends
Good luck in Philly

Strictly platonic
Married guy looking to "chat"
You are really sad

Didn't get your name --
You were hot on the R3.
He is a stalker.

Philly, listen up.
When you want cash, that's selling.
Please don't post "barter"

That crook on skilled trade,
Delaware tax evasion.
Just stop posting, dude.

Fucktards and assbots?
And poor spelling and grammar.
Show your ignorance

4:20 alert
Smokers and tokers abound.
Can't see through THAT code.

Diamonds in the rough
Lots of junk and trash, but wait!
Pool table! Free stuff.

Best of Craigs List rules.
LA, San Fran, Chicago --
smart and clever.

TLC houses
Lots of potential profits!
Really just a shell.

Barbies, baseball cards,
firewood, china, and clothes.
For sale today.

Unemployed women
satisfy sex needs of men
in exchange for cash

Eagles, Flyers, Phils
Plenty of good seats still left.
Quest for a title.

Junk. Friends. Tools. Cars. Sex.
4:20. Houses. Toys. Jobs.
Craigs List in Philly.

Cross Section of Life.
Beautiful and disgusting.
Gotta love Philly!

Manayunk, Main Line.
South and West Philly, Northeast.
We're all just the same.

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