To the "girl" who thought her ass was so great that she needed to introduce it to everyone at the bar. If your ass was as big as your nose, you'd have something to be truly proud of. And thanks too for encouraging the knucklehead dj to play the whole gamut of wedding and high school reunion classics. Oh yes, baby indeed has back AND beak. And your faux lesbionic shenanigans were turning sapphic sisters straight, making straight men rethink lesbian porn, and affirming gay men's lifestyle choice. A coalition of concerned citizens is reporting your ass to the Department of Homeland Security. Cease and desist or face the consequences...