Originally Posted: 2005-03-17 09:19 (no longer live)

Because Men are Such Visual Creatures

Some people say I look like:

Hipster boys say I look like:

You’re going to have to decide for yourself.

I like to:

If you’re a gourmand, you won’t be disappointed. The creepy chef’s smiling because even he knows I’m a damn good cook.

I’m vicious on the tennis court. If I were better, I’d say I was Sid Vicious on the tennis court, but I’m a novice, so I’m more like Johnny Rotten.

I also like to:

I also have much longer hair than Jennifer Tilly, Bjork, or this cartoon character.

I don’t support the Olympic Games in NYC – ever. Every damn day I run up subway steps in 3 inch heels, dodge pedestrian traffic, navigate intersections, and jump over puddles (again with the 3 inch heels). No one gets a medal before I do.

I would proudly wear this button:

Though, I’m not a Republican either. I just like buttons that steal concepts from beer slogans. Especially for politics. That is so cool. By the way, Anheuser Bush is one of the biggest lobbying groups that give more money to the Dems. Way to go Republicans! You’re cleverer than you know.

I can’t believe I voted for Chirac only to watch him eat French fries. Say what you will about Bush, but Clinton never convinced Jacques Chirac to eat French fries in France with him.

Is my favourite movie of all time. I also like:

If you think this is the height of French cinema,

then you should. . .

I like books, even the ones without pictures.

I tend however not to read in full make up and elaborate outfits while being photographed. Sorry.

But enough about me…

I am not looking for a:

or a

But maybe a boy who would read this book and laugh so hard he’d kick the end of his coffee table with his cowboy boots, therefore knocking his trucker hat on to the floor.

If you do not immediately recognize the next two images, I am not the girl for you.

You should NOT recognize the next image:

But it’s okay if you do, as long as you can laugh at the next.

If you’re going to email me for the sole purpose of:

to ask me for my underwear
to show me your penis a la *.jpg, *. bmp, or *.gif
to tell me I’m a bitch with a laundry list
to tell me you’re married but there’s just no more passion
or to ask me if I’ve ever entertained peeing on someone. . .

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