It is very dark in my apartment..........very hot.......moist even. I need a woman to help me...
I am a midget. I can not reach up to change my lightbulbs, and they have all burned out. My room is humid because my windows are high up and I can't reach the ON switch for the A/C. This site in-particular looked like a good place for me to ask for help. All these nice people offering their cocks and pussies. I thought: if people are willing to offer up their pets than surely somebody would help me with my vertical challenges.
I would buy a step ladder, accept for the fact that I was a Dot-Com guy and I can barely afford my Williamsburg rent (i've blown my 401k on vintage Air Jordans and bad 80's retro clothes) My land lady is a mean old shrew from Slovenia who only hisses at me and tells me that "my kind" should get out of her neighborhood (I don't see any other midgets in Brooklyn) I could never ask her for her ladder.
Are there any women out there who could come over so I could use them as a human stepladder? I need a woman because men tend to be afraid of midgets, and becuse of the humidity, I would probably slip off their hairy backs.
I don't have any roosters or cats to offer. Once we get the lights back on you'll see what a beautiful person I am and how "fun" can be exchanged without money. With air-conditioning I will be able to show this lucky lady my "new" Don Johnson style jackets (a rainbow of pastel colors), and cook her lasagna in my toaster oven. Please help!!!!!!!! I'm hot all over and the sun will be setting in a while.