I'm not fit and I’m not in shape, but I'm not obese.
What does that mean? I can run up a flight of stairs, no problem.
I'm not tall, but I’m not a midget.
What does that mean? I'm 5'7
I'm not a good dancer, in fact when I dance I look like someone kicking
a dead raccoon with his heels while walking backwards.
I'm not super rich, but I have a job and it pays the bills and then some.
And here is what I am.
I'm the guy that will take you out to dinner, will pull a chair for you at
the table, never criticize your eating habits or how much you eat, never
criticize the place you picked, AND never let you pay the bill.
I’m the guy that doesn’t burp at the table, spit in the street or let one out because it’s funny.
I’m the guy that will rather go to a movie than a play, but will enjoy the
play just the same.
I’m the guy that will rather go see die hard than gosford park, but will
enjoy gosford park just the same.
I’m the guy that will give you a shoulder massage or a foot massage
after a long day’s work at your office and never ask you to reciprocate.
I’m the guy that will try to like the music you like just because he thinks it’s a
bridge to the soul and there is, even if it’s slim, a chance that we will work out.
I’m the guy that will never shout at you, even if you accidentally
break my favorite Led Zeppelin LP.
I’m the guy that will protect you from jerks in trains, buses or the street.
I’m the guy that will be your guy best friend.
I’m a good listener, and when I listen, I truly listen and not just pretend to.
I’m the guy that’s 26, but acts 30.
I’m the guy that you will not peek a second look at on the street just because I look average.
I’m the guy that will peek a second look at you on the street.
I’m the guy that will send you flowers out of the blue just to put a smile on your face.
I’m the guy that will probably forget to send you flowers on our anniversary.
I’m the guy that will be more comfortable going to a dive bar than a club, but will go to a club just to make you happy.
I’m the guy that will rather drink beer than a fruity drink.
I’m the guy that will let you eat most of his desert even when you said you didn’t want one.
I’m the guy that reads the new york times rather than the new york post.
I’m the guy that reads books, but also watches TV.
I’m the guy that tried drugs, but not a druggie.
I’m the guy that hates politics, but will stay informed just enough to know who to vote for.
I’m the guy that will be able to have a conversation about anything, religion, music, politics, books, movies, but will probably know nothing about your field of work.
I’m the guy that likes cats and dogs, but prefers cats.
I’m the guy that dreams about a family one day.
I’m the guy that will enjoy the nude scenes in foreign movies.
I’m the guy that is cynical but not mean, sarcastic but not belittling, loving but not smothering.
I’m the guy that will think spending hundreds of dollars on a bag or a pair of shoes is the biggest scam in the world but will gladly buy them for you for an anniversary.
I’m the guy that follows sports, but will not ignore you for a sports game, unless it’s a playoff game.
I’m the everyday Joe that thinks he is not good enough for you, but probably is good enough for you and just needs a nudge in the right direction.
I’m the guy who can spell, but uses the spell checker nonetheless.
I’m every lonely guy on this list looking for a special companion, or a soul mate.