Boyfriend for Sale

Model:            Caucasian


Gender:           Male


Quantity:         1


Previous Owners:  4


Accessories:      no baggage


Status:           single


Age:              29


Hair:             short dark blonde


Vision:           nearsighted, hazel


Special skills:   puts toilet seat down after use


Training:         self-cleaning, chivalry


Personality:      funny, honest


Known defects:    none


Runs on:          Thai food and hamburgers


Habitat:          midtown Manhattan


Co-habitation:    none (no roommates)


Last rotation:    2 months ago


Compatible with:  unknown


Annual checkup:   technician's report: "future outlook is bright"


Known allergies:  mildly allergic to cats (goes away after a day)


Finances:         low debt, good bank balance


Movies:           yes


Dinner:           preferably with the opposite sex


TV:               only HBO


Cloned:           yes


Original model:   yes


Languages:        English, HTML


Sex:              varies


Programmable:     yes


Condition:        a few dents


Price:            best offer