true computer nerd seeks true love, or better yet, true extramarital sex
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computer nerd, skinny body, pasty white skin, balding disheveled hair, turns day into night, apt styled with spaghetti network wires everywhere, decor inspired by a nuclear holocaust, crumpled old clothes and expensive stiff suits, needs a girl for extramarital sex. (sorry, a true geek is like a true harley man. really loves only his servers. or harleys.)
you must get turned by my sexy laptop, four working junky old computers, three cool nonworking hulks which i'll fix any day now, lust after my twenty inch monitor from the dotcombustsale, itch to touch my superhot internet connection. marvel glassyeyed at my collection of pirated warez. enjoy relaxing on a date playing unreal and cold pizza.
you should not exercise. ever. you should sport the same athletic physique. know how to tell the time on my clock in hexadecimal. how to enter commands on my box when i call and need some changes on it. know which keyboard goes with what. not pull on my powercords.
and above all, don't delete my collection of pr0n mpeg's. i'll need them when you give up on me, in about 5 minutes.
Other ways to contact poster:
irc efnet - just sign on as 'jenny', and i'll find you.