My boyfriend is not available. I can't get him on the phone because...well, he's married so he tells me he has no phone in his house. Of course I don't believe him, I just play along because we've been dating for almost three years and I do love him and truly believe he is not having sex with his wife. But theres a bug in my room, RIGHT NOW. I don't know if its dead or alive but I can't sleep in there. I'm kind of freaking out. I shut the bedroom door and opened up the futon so I'll be sleeping in the living room tonight. If you are available to come kill the bug, I'll be more than happy to give you or someone in your family a ride someplace in the near future, kind of like the barter system. Just please come kill the bug. If its already dead, just take it and get rid of it for me.