Poem to CL guys: Give me, like, a break?

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Here's To The Guys From CL

I ask you for pics
I get photos of dicks.

You ask, "Oh, suck on my peter "
'cause SHE won't -- you damned cheater!

I hope for some feeling
You say "I cum on the ceiling!"

Prez Dubya's poem calls Laura his "lump,"
Are you subtler? You just want a jump.

I email you -- hi! -- you e-mail me back
Your message: "Hey, babe, let's hop in the sack!"

Now tell me: why post on Craig's List?
I've yet to find lovers -- more often I'm pissed!

So, guys of CL, if you really want lovin'
And humpin and pumpin and pushin' and shovin',

And huffin an' puffin', and me-oh-my in'
And cum and roll over, start snorin' and sighin'

Then do me a favor and stop all your lyin'
And please, please be honest -- no whinin' and cryin'

I love sex too! Is that a surprise?
But to get in my panties, please tell me no lies.

So Guys of CL, now here's the deal
I've got what you want, but you gotta be real!

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