Looking for people who would be willing to contribute to my collection of fingernail clippings. Basically, I get people to clip their nails and drop them into a box where I’ve accumulated the clippings from about 4,200 people to date. It’s kind of bizarre, but you should see what a huge case of fingernails looks like. It’s pretty cool. And we all have to have hobbies, right?
Anyway, e-mail me and let me know if you want to meet me in Times Square later this week for a fingernail clipping event.
Oh, by the way, I only collect FINGERnails. No toenail clippings, please.