I just read a couple of "why I left you" posts, and these triggered my guilt mechanism. I am sorry I ended things without the gut-wrenching, agonizing micro-analysis you wanted. So here are some of the reasons why I ended things between us:
You are defensive. You think you are different and contrarian and individualistic...but you do this because you need to reject the world before it rejects you. Anyone that doesn't agree with you is "traditional" or "conformist" or - horror of horrors - "square." You have no idea how very pedestrian you actually are. Especially in New York.
You have not traveled. REALLY traveled. You have no exposure. You are limited. You will never be able to relate to or empathize with non-Americans. No, wait, let me narrow that down: non-east coast, non-white, non-English-speaking humans. You can't speak another language.
You think your sexual proclivities and fetishes prove that you are an interesting person. They don't.
You lie.
You credit your multi-faceted personality and mood swings and constantly shifting priorities and ambitions to the fact that you are a...Gemini. Seriously. You use being a Gemini as an excuse to change your mind. About everything from your clothes to your life goals. Oh. My. God.
You are careless, feckless, lazy, neurotic, on Paxil, self-absorbed, shallow, and not very bright.
You just don't get it, and you never will.
You are, however, a fantastic cook, and I will miss that about you.