No! I like you plenty when I am sober, but I think we are so much more compatible when I am drunk. For instance, when I am sober and you start into one of your long complaints about one of your girl friends, I usually want to cry. But, when I am drunk not only do I sit attentively and listen, I am usually quick to interject with a comment or two(like "what a bitch" and "I never thought she was that fucking hot anyway")
Or say we go see one of those artsy movies where I have to spend most the time reading subtitles and trying to figure out what the pet goat symbolizes, if I go sober I usually try to spend at least an hour at either the concession stand or bathroom. But, when I am a little past tipsy I'll be damned if a Turkish romantic comedy doesn't remind me of an episode of 'Three's Company.'
And, lets face it, our sober sex is pretty freakin boring. The foreplay is predictable, the actual sex usually only lasts about 15 minutes, and I am not interested in talking afterwards. But, when I am hammered, you know it is magic. When else would foreplay start in the back of a cab with your mother sitting next to us or possibly with me groping your breast in front of your doorman. And when I am blitzed it takes me at least 15 minutes to get my shoes off. And our post-coitus conversations are superb. I ask about your friends("you think Sally would like to join us in a threesome"), I ask about your family("you think Judy would like to join us in a threesome") and your job("you think the receptionist with the nice ass would like to join us in a threesome")
So, while I like you when I am sober, it might be love when I am drunk. And don't we all esteem to be loved by a borderline alcoholic?