Last Night: There I was, in the movie theater, watching Tomb Raiders, checking out the sexy nips on Angelina Jole in that diving suite, eating the Whopper Malted Milk Ball candies that I snuck in from the Daune Reade across the street. Having a good time, chomping away, and just as I am about to crunch down on one of my Whoppers...I bite down on it and it's all chewy. And I'm like, "what the fuck?! It's a Milk dud! How the hell did a Milk Dud get into my whopper carton?!" Now that I think of it, this is not the first time that this has happened; it's just that I had never stopped to question it until now. I know that both candies are made by Hershey. Do they use the machine half of the day to make Milk Duds and the other half of the day to crank out Whoppers and every now and then a stray Milk Dud just slips in there with the Whoppers or what? Ironicly, I have never bought a package of Milk Duds and found a stray Whopper. But wait..mabey that makes sense, if they make the Milk Duds first and then they clean off the machine at the end of the night after they finish cranking out the Whoppers. I don't know. I'm confused. I'm distrought. I wanted a Whopper. It wasn't there for me. I'm upset. I feel betrayed. How do I deal with this? Should I stop eating Whoppers? They have been my favorite movie candy for years, but I can no longer ignore the fact that, so long as I choose Whoppers, I will eventually run across another Milk Dud. If any of you have had similer experiences, please let me know. I need help with this one and the decision is just to painfull for me to make on my own. Thank you. I love you all. I will be hitting the refresh button on my browser every five seconds. The End.