my very first time -- be kind to a pretty, NON-PRO...
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So, you think you’re going to get a BBBJ, Anal, DFK, Rim-job et al from a non-pro. Good thinking. Shows how very clever you are.
Real answers to your Craig’s List quagmire:
Are random college girls running around Manhattan dying to suck your uncovered cock? NOT. The only pro that is ever going to proffer a deep French kiss, or a BBBJ, is on, you guessed it, drugs. Ditto, anal.
Ask yourself, “Why else would someone jeopardize their life/health for me and a quick fifty?” Especially, in light of the fact that any competent pro can slide a condom on with her mouth, and have you happily pop before you even know it’s there…
Dying for a kiss? How many asses has she licked today before you kissed her, or better still, whose come has she just guzzled? Mmmm-mmm good!
Still wanna eat that pussy? I wonder how many unprotected cocks visited prior to your suckling extravaganza. Hey, if she’s gonna blow you for $80 without protection just imagine what you can talk her into for another $100.
A dope habit doesn’t come cheap.
Not to worry, she might have done a cursory wash up before meeting you, although it’s unlikely – lots of girls, hating, both what they do and you, get off on the idea of you licking their dirty puss. Isn’t that tasty?
Why are so many of these so-called girls, no-shows or flakes? Too easy. Little-Johnny-Pervie-Man, who, with no life of his own, has been collecting photos, he then responds to your ad, sending a pic of some unsuspecting women he found online. All the while he’s wanking over the content of your notes – no need to show up – he’s already fulfilled, and I’m sure he’s grateful that you got him off.
She talked so dirty in her email, and then she was bored and unresponsive when I got there. Aren’t you living in a well-preserved fantasy land? Did she write to you in graphic detail? Use all caps? Once again, you’ve been played. You were writing to her pimp. Didn’t know it that all caps were an arrogant male trait? Feeling foolish yet?
Don’t know about Pimps? Not guaranteed, sometimes it’s just an abusive boyfriend or husband. You know - the guy who hits her in the head with his shoe, or welts her entire body with a bound up extension cord when she comes home without the designated amount of money. Designated? But of course, she has to make a certain amount of money, or she gets a beating.
When the NYPD cleaned up the street walkers, where do you think they, and their pimps went? Duh, the internet.
Don’t you feel good about yourself? You should, you perpetuate the abuse that she’s lived with all her life. Abuse – life? Didn’t know that 98% of pro’s were molested in their youth, or suffered some other traumtic forms of abuse? Just be happy you could climb on and grab a little more of her already shattered soul.
Is jerking off at home in order yet? No. Okay, then let’s review the diseases will you expose yourself to today?
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes -- pick your simplex? Genital warts? Chlamydia, or non-specifics? Sometimes when your dick starts to drip a funky smelly, greenish ooze you’ll know you’ve been infected. That trip to your doctor ought to be fun – hope you have insurance, ‘cause it’s gonna be expensive.
And, when you do, finally, meet that special woman (maybe you already brought it home to a significant other), won’t she be pleased when her vaginal area blisters up and drips – the result of your self-absorbed, careless, and obtuse behavior.
Still think you’re going to find a non-pro to do the nasty? Is your mom, your sister, girlfriend, or wife on Craig’s List searching for a spare hundred? Didn’t think so. Neither are regular girls. If you didn’t have such a misguided misogynist view of women, you wouldn’t be so very vulnerable to the plays.
Might I recommend intensive analysis? Your money would be better spent.