This morning as all weekday mornings, your alarm goes off at 6:00AM signalling the beginning of a new day. You hit the snooze button. Seven minutes later, you hit it again . . . and again . . . and again. You finally get up for good at 7:30AM. I can only imagine the progression of rationalization:
6:00AM - Mmm - too early
6:07AM - Bed feels sooo good
6:14AM - I'll take a quick shower, it'll be okay
6:21AM - I'll wear pants today and shave my legs tonight
6:28AM - Damn alarm!
6:35AM - I'll go in at 8:30 and work late
6:42AM - Seven more minutes
6:49AM - My hair isn't that dirty
6:56AM - Damn job!
7:03AM - Can't stop touching myself
7:10AM - Screw the shower, I'll just put on more deodorant
7:17AM - I'll go in at 9:00 and work later
7:24AM - I'll do my makeup on the train
7:31AM - Allright, I'll get up! Why am I so tired all the time?