I am turning 39 years old on Sunday, May 25. And I don't want to. Not only do I not want to turn 39 years old, I want to give back 36, 37, and 38 - but that's another story. For now, I am simply looking to give away my birthday on Sunday.
What I am offering is for you to enjoy two May 25ths while I leap right over to May 26. Let me remind you that this is quite an offer, by the way, because, since Monday is Memorial Day, you could have a 4 day weekend. And avoid the Sunday night dregs twice in a row. My advice would be not to drink on Saturday the 24th, though, because then you'll have two hangovers to deal with ... conversely, you could get totally wasted twice on the 25th with one "get out of a hangover free" card. So there's a bonus offer.
If you're not a drinker, maybe you need to clean out your garage? Finish painting the kitchen? Take your kids to the park? However it is you spend your time, I am offering, for free, twenty-four extra hours during the Memorial Day weekend ... think about it.
Its a win-win situation. You get to extend your vacation, and I get one more year before I have to think about wearing stretch pants.