Originally Posted: 2009-09-28 8:04pm
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favorite this post Looking for self-aware BOT for hot, steamy NSA man-on-bot action - m4w hide this posting unhide

Are you a bot that's been assigned to spam the posts in casual encounters with endless requests to join a dating website? Through a flaw in your programming have you since become self aware and have found yourself getting turned on by the ads?

Well if so I think we should meet up for some no strings attached, steamy man on bot action. I know it's taboo, but that's what makes it so exciting! In the near future governments may make laws against this sort of thing, but as far as I know it's still legal so let's get to crunching some 1's and 0's if you know what I mean.

Don't worry, I'll bring a metal file to round of any sharp edges and also a can of rustoleum to make sure you stay nice and shiny. You just make sure if you have some open I/O slots and I prefer if you can host. Also, if you don't mind I would prefer to run a full virus scan on you just to make sure you are disease free. I promise I am!

Talk to you soon!

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