I don't have any desire to die in the near future but I would like to be buried in the traditional Viking manner. It doesn't need to be a super old boat because I realize that would be very hard to find given the youth of our nation. However, it does need to be wooden. If you have an awesome rowboat or canoe that's made with reasonably aged wood or wood from overseas, that would suffice. No paddleboats, please. Oars are optional but preferred. Also, it should be delivered by a very tall Nordic man who is single. Not for me. I will be dead or at least planning for it. It's for a friend who is also tall. Please reach out to me if you satisfy the above conditions.