I would like whoever is coming into this neighborhood, going into people's backyards (including my own), taking the garden snakes, and sticking their schlongs into their mouths to stop. I wish to inform you that my dog is a robot and is trained to shoot bees out of its mouth on command, and will fire at you when it sees you fucking snakes. I am also trained in seven types of warfare, including underwater and outer space warfare. I am indestructible. Come at me, snake fucker.
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