Starbucks and/or Caribou Coffee Girl

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Hi. I was sitting at (circle one)

Starbucks
Caribou

in (circle one)

Lincoln Park
Old Town
Gold Coast
Wrigleyville

While

(circle one)

working on my laptop
working on my laptop while wearing sunglasses
with notebooks and papers sprawled out on the table
reading the Onion and/or Red Eye and/or Red Streak, taking a break from

studying for (circle one)

The Bar Exam.
My Marketing Class.
My Communications Class.
My film class at DePaul.
My writing class at Second City.
My MBA class at the Gleacher Center.

You were sitting to my right, sipping your
(fill in the blank: write in multi-syllablled coffee beverage name here) ____________________________

I noticed that we glanced at each other a few times, and I even thought I saw you smile at me.
You reminded me of (circle one)

Jessica Simpson,

A more mature, refined Brittany Spears,

An even more anglo Halle Berry,

A less slutty Kristen Davis,

An angel,

and I felt a connection to you the moment I saw you. Of course, I
(circle one. . .or all)

was too shy to speak.

was too shy to speak because I just got out of a long relationship.

was too shy to speak because I need to focus on my studies.

was too shy to speak because there are no men anymore in America, just a bunch of little boys.

On the off chance that you do read this, please hit me back with an email. I feel so stupid for not talking to you when I had the chance.

this is in or around Corporate Coffeehouses

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