You: Gorgeous Viking looking dude that works at Small Bar and Map Room. Big , tall with an awesome beard.
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Me: Curly hair, black, with cleavage and shy.
At some point you may have told me your name but I was drunk at the time. Last night I kept peeking up from my intense text conversation to gaze upon your huge hands.
Here’s a thought- “Please pillage and plunder my vagina“.
Ideally this would include costuming, a horned helmet of some type and mead as my masturbatory fantasy suggested, but roughing me up in an alley would suffice as well.
Does anyone know this dude? He’s hard to miss . Please convey the message that a shy/sexually frustrated/black/creative/funny chick wants his penis/last name/number/hands all over her.
Shit, after posting this I’ll never be able to go have a beer there without intense embarrassment and/or having my pussy twitch. Oh well….those are the risks we take in life.
- Location: Map Room/Small Bar
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