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INTRODUCING: THE PEOPLE OF CL RANT AND RAVE

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This is my own observation of the people of CL R&R. Feel free to comment or add any other people I may have missed:

1) The Instigator: starts a rant or rave to intentionally piss others off. Sometimes He/She will visit another city's CL to start some shit.

2) The Debate Club Student: Has a rational, well written essay in rebuttal of any given topic.

3) The Asshole: The asshole always flies off the handle at any opportunity. He loves when someone disagrees with him so he can have a chance to insult, intimidate, agitate or just plain degrade someone. Sometimes the Asshole plays the role of instigator. He is an expert on sports.

4) The Bitch: She is the female version of the Asshole but more, well, bitchy. She generally hates and disagrees with everything anyone else has to say. She's the one who caused a big stir last week on CL because she doesn't smile to people on the street because she's afraid that every guy who smiles in her direction wants to get in her pants.

5) The Complete Dumbass: This guy does not know how to spell or write a coherent sentence and I can just picture him poking and pecking the oddly placed letters in front of him while he scratches his head or his ass. He provides some of the better entertainment without even realizing it.

6) Mr./Mrs. Know it All: Has an answer to everything and is an authority on almost anything. He/She believes that he/she will make a difference in the world some day. He/She is very much on the straight and narrow and takes CL a little too seriously sometimes.

7) Actual Person in Distress: This person ACTUALLY posts on CL hoping that someone will be there to help them with some major situation in their life. They are usually dissapointed when Mr. Asshole, Mrs. Bitch and Mr. Sarcastic laugh at their poor fortune. However, they can always find an answer and sympathy from Mr./Mrs Know it All.

8) Mr./Mrs. Sarcasm: Lives soley to provide sarcastic responses to everyone mentioned above and provides a good laugh for everyone.

9) Mr./Mrs. Sensitive: Takes CL R&R WAY too seriously. Gets very easily aggitated and Mr. Asshole LOVES to hash it out with this person.



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