Hey I am looking for the big asian girl who clogged The Wendys toilet on Wahington street... I was your knight in shining armor (janitor with a plunger) who came in and rescued you.I just wanted to let you know that the toilet wasn't the only thing you clogged that day...
You also clogged my brain with sweet constant thoughts of you.... This may sound weird but i saved a piece of the toilet paper that came back up....
I have carried it around in my wallet since then... Please email me if you have been thinking about me too....