This is to acknowledge all of your missed connections with me. What missed connection, you ask? Allow me to explain.
I am hot. You have no doubt noticed this already, perhaps seeing me on the streets. I can be recognized easily, because I am hot. Let's say you're in a large crowd, and suddenly notice that the majority of the heads are all turning to one point... chances are, that they're looking at me. This is not because I dress in any sort of flashy manner, but rather, it is the direct result of the simple fact that I am hot. How hot, you may be wondering? That remains unclear, and I am certainly in no position to venture a guess. But let's move beyond the particulars, and come back to focusing on the concept that I am hot. I am a normal person. I have a job, and enjoy socializing with friends and coworkers on a regular basis. I smile when I'm happy, and sometimes cry when I get sad, I bleed when cut, but one thing remains unchanged, and that is the proven fact that I am hot. That I must possess an over-inflated ego, you might suggest, but let me say that I am merely an astute observer and chronicler of our modern world. In conclusion, I would like to thank you for always finding me attractive, and please know that I am not made uncomfortable by your attention. This is something to which I have grown accustomed. I have accepted the undeniable and empirically determined truth that, in fact, I am hot.