Young girl on the Redline.... VERY Young girl on the Redline
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Inbound, 7pm.
I think that you were about a year old. You puked over your mother's shoulder, and right on me. I was going on my fisrt date in 16 months. My light sundress showcased your Gerber mush perfectly in one big oblong spot, two smaller spots on the front, and one little spot of barf right on my shoe. Luckily, the rest of the night was a disaster as well. I wish that I could hate you, but you're just a baby - a stupid little baby, who ironically may have lengthened my wait for one of my own.
it's NOT ok to puke on this girl before she goes out on a shitty date.