Though I'm not Danish, nor a girl... I guess that, yes... like the earlier poster, I too would like to know where all the Danish girls are in Boston. This is something that has concerned me for the past 2 minutes, since the question was posted. Though I have never considered it a problem before, and have never even given it any thought, I can say that this issue, now having my attention, has received shockingly little support from the community. I will walk down the streets, buy groceries, and spend time with friends as I always have, though now, there will be one question plaguing me: Where are all the Danish girls in Boston? Have we let them slip through the cracks of our social flooring? Perhaps we have never taken the opportunity to make them feel welcome... either way, one thing remains very clear: we have no idea where all of the Danish girls are in Boston. I think that I speak for the community of Boston, nay- the country as a whole- when I say that we need to immediately address this issue. I have spent my life dedicated to making my fellow Commonwealth members feel welcome and enriched for their ideas and inner beauty... something that every human possesses, but lately, in the past 4 minutes, I am painfully aware that I cannot locate all of the Danish girls in Boston. This city may be known for beans, sarcastic wit, cursed baseball teams, academic excellence, and world-class financial institutions. We may be known to have one of the largest public works projects in human history, and we may hold a pivotal place in the nation's history, but if someone showed me a map of the city and asked me to point to where all of the Danish girls are in Boston, well... shamefully, I don't think that I could do it.
I call on my fellow CL'ers to help put an end to our collective ignorance. We must demand resolution from our leaders, assist our neighbors, and embrace each other, otherwise we may never answer the question that has been brought to my attention roughly 6 minutes ago. As I type this, I once again ask myself, as well as the Heavens above: In what location would one find all of the Danish girls in Boston?