We have been inseparable for a few years now, but I finally decided last night that I have to end this co-dependency. Honestly, pushing me off balance into the street last night was the last straw. Last time it was making me fall out of a car and nearly cracking my skull open. What could possibly be your next stunt? I wish I HAD left you at The Salty Dog last night, like I almost did, until someone reminded me you were there! We are not good together anymore. One of us always ends up getting left behind in a bar. I will miss you, dearest backpack, but for my own safety I am switching to a messenger bag.