Dear Reality,
I can't believe you were waiting there for me again when I got home from work yesterday! I mean honestly, all I wanted to do was eat my dinner, cheat on my diet a little and watch American Idol (even though I don't really care who wins). WTF, can't a girl relax a little? You always come creeping around, just when I am about to forget all my problems.
I mean, really, I am smart enough to know that right now I have a job that sucks, and I have no money (hello, you are not the one who is shopping on the clearance rack at Target)...I don't need you telling me that. I feel like we really need to get some distance between us, you are smothering me. I am only telling you this because I know that someday I want you in my life, but right now, it is just too painful. I know you care about me and want the best for me (blah, blah, blah) but to be quiet honest, I have heard this all before.
So, I am warning you right now, stop bugging me, and let me alone for a little while..I promise I won't screw up too bad. Also, don't bother me tonight when I about to sit down and watch The Bachelor: After The Final Rose...I promise I will do the dishes when it is done.