Originally Posted: 2014-04-12 11:18am

favorite this post FIXIE - OR THE KITTEN GETS IT!

Seriously? What's the matter with you people? It's been a week and no takers on this two wheeled masterpiece? Did I mention that it's gold? IT'S GOLD, METALLIC GOLD!! I swear to Christ if someone doesn't buy this bicycle within the week I'm going to throat punch a kitten*.

Fixie -Fixed gear, single speed urban bike with extras.

Is your life a never ending search for the ironic and absurd? Are your spindly legs so tightly wrapped in denim that you have no feeling below the waist? Are you better than everyone else?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then this may be the bicycle for you. Just owning an "urban" bicycle such as this while living in Alaska would up your irony quotient by at least 30%. Plus, and I can't emphasize this enough, it's metallic gold!

This bike has seen very little use and is in excellent condition. The components are high quality and Include a VeloOrange leather saddle and Paul brake lever on the front. I'm also throwing in the Giro d'Italia conversion kit so you get an extra saddle, bars, rear brake and some pasta for the necessary carb-loading. The rear wheel has a flip-flop hub so you can ride it fixed or freewheel. You decide.

*I have no intention of harming a kitten or any other of God's creatures so please, keep the hate email to a minimum.
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