Virginal twin bed
Anyway, it's in great shape, comes with a box and frame, and NO ONE HAS EVER HAD SEX ON IT. We waited until marriage, and now you reap the sweet, sweet benefits in the form of a fine, unstained mattress with no history of illicit pleasures. Tell me which other posters on Craig's List can offer you such a thing? No one, NO ONE I TELL YOU! All other beds are soiled with evidence of purient delight! Only our bed is safe and clean!
Ahem. Anyway. Price is $100. I have a pick-up truck and will help transport it a reasonable distance for another $20.