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Originally Posted: 2004-04-27 9:26am

Virginal twin bed

My wife and I are selling her virginal twin bed. She bought it last summer when she moved to Virginia. It's a Spinebracer brand, which is the factory brand for Mattress Discounters, I think.

Anyway, it's in great shape, comes with a box and frame, and NO ONE HAS EVER HAD SEX ON IT. We waited until marriage, and now you reap the sweet, sweet benefits in the form of a fine, unstained mattress with no history of illicit pleasures. Tell me which other posters on Craig's List can offer you such a thing? No one, NO ONE I TELL YOU! All other beds are soiled with evidence of purient delight! Only our bed is safe and clean!

Ahem. Anyway. Price is $100. I have a pick-up truck and will help transport it a reasonable distance for another $20.


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