Look, a lot of chicks would be thrilled to catch me staring at them - m4w
But there's so much more to me that you should know. I write poetry. I read to the elderly. I give to Amnesty International.
And I am incredible in the sack. Incredible.
Please, oh please fair Metro beauty, don't hold my lewdness against me. Yes, I undressed you with my eyes. And yes, in my fantasy I had you bent over the lap of the half-asleep old guy beside you, from which position I mercilessly diddled you to the shocked cries of our fellow passengers. I'm sorry it was so obvious. I knew I should have whacked off in the shower this morning.
But be that as it may, can't you give our love a chance? I'm willing to overlook the bird you shot me as you got off the Metro; can't you overlook my totally inappropriate boner? Isn't love worth it?
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