To the girl who threatened to skull fu*k me last night. - m4w
You: "Shut up!"
Me: "You shut up slut!"
You: "You shut the fuck up!"
Me: "YOU shut the fuck up or I'll kill you!"
You: "Noooo, YOU shut up or I WILL SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!"
Me [raising my fist in the air]: "You shut the fuck up or I will fist you...slut!"
I couldn't tell if you were pretty because your middle finger was in the way of your face as you peeled away. Anyways, I think I may be in love with you. I think we have a lot in common, and since I got the last word in please get in touch with me if you want to get together for a cup of coffee, a fisting, or a good ol' fashioned skull fuck.
- this is in or around Capitol Hill
- no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests