You probably cant handle the truth
I am 28, intellegent and have been told by many that i am beautiful. I own my own home, i am employed and independant. I consider myself to be very easy going, i love to laugh and im not materalistic. I love to cook, i enjoy camping, photography, gardeneing and history. I love music, mostly classic rock. I play the acoustic gutiar, i love doing laundry, i have 5 cats which i love to death and i do a dead on impersination of Cartman fron South Park.
Behind closed doors, there is another side to me that many dont get to see. I do have some habits and traits that are unnattractive. Here they are in no particular order.
-When i fart, ill bend over so i can smell it. I will usually take 2 or 3 smells as i like the smell of my farts.
-when i scratch my ass, i smell my finger
-Sometimes, no matter how much i wipe my ass, i still get skid marks in my thong or panties.
-i pick my nose and eat it.
-i have gone up to a month without brushing my teeth.
-i have usually wear the same pair of panties for several days until they are crusted yellow in the crotch and they smell like ammonia.
-I shower about once a week.(unless im working or have a date)
- i let a dog lick my pussy once.
-if i drop food on the floor, ill pick it up and eat it. I have also taken food out of my trash can and eaten it.
-I used to use my ex roomates vibrator.
-I had head lice for seven years and did nothing about it.
-When i floss my teeth or pop zits, ill smell what came out.
-I like to eat the fat from meat(i.e. steak fat, roast beef fat ect.) I also will eat the grisle and soft bones.
- when i masterbate, i like to call myself a dirty slut out loud and i shove a tooth brush down my throat to make myself gag while i climax.
-When i havent showered for a week, my arm pits stink like cheeseburgers, and my crotch smells like ammonia,urine and funk.
-i usually dont wipe myself after i piss, which is probably the reason why my crotch smells the way i said above. Its probably why i end up with diaper rash between my legs.
- i have an obsession with popping zits. i will for hours sit naked infront of a mirror and search my entire body for a zit to pop. And yours too.
-I also have terrible acne on my ass
- I lie. Alot. About everything.
-Im a hypocrite. I will persicute others for something that i secretly do myself.
-I have no guilty consious.
-I am evil. If you do something to harm me, or even just piss me off, i will do whatever i can to make you miserable. I will stoop to the lowest levels. I will even resort to illegal activities to fuck someone over.
-I am twofaced. I will greet you with open arms, and when you walk away, ill tell everyone still standing there that deep dark secret you were stupid enough to share with me.
-I have no shame. I would fuck someone in my parents bed, i would snoop through someone elses stuff, i would pick my nose and wipe it on your pillow, i would keep your wallet if i found your purse, i would promise to drive you to see your dying mother and then not show so i could catch an episode of prison break, then lie to you and say my car broke down.
- Ill sleep with anyone, and on the first date.
-Ill make a promise with no intention of keeping it.
So, thats me, in a nutshell. The good, the bad and the ugly. But you know what? I make a mean Spaghetti Sauce.
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