You were the blonde who was driving slowly in that long line of cars in Colma yesterday. It was only 1pm, but your lights were on. Actually all the cars in front of you and behind you had their lights on as well, so I guess you all must have just come out of tunnel or something. I was the guy who drove past you in the 1974 Ford Pinto with the personalized license plate that read NO BRAIN. It was actually supposed to read NOV RAIN, meaning ?November Rain? for that way cool Guns 'N Roses song that came out a few years back, but I had a really bad head cold the day I went to the DMV and I guess NOV RAIN sounded like NO BRAIN. Idiots. Anyway, as I said, your lights were on so I gave you the old flick of the lights. I figured you might not have seen that through your dark veil (cool fashion statement), so I pulled a U-ey and drove up alongside you and gave you the universal ?roll down your window? hand gesture, which with the proliferation of electric windows doesn?t really make sense anymore, and you rolled down your window and I yelled ?your lights are on.? You yelled back ?Stu Pididiot? and rolled your window back up. My name indeed is Stuart Pididiot. But the last name isn't hyphenated. The way you said it, it sounded like Stu Pid-Idiot. Also the "t" at the end should be silent. It?s French. Where do we know each other from? If you?re single, would you like to meet for coffee sometime?