Free for the taking: One custom-made Plastic Man ensemble. Preference given to those who tell me how this will help them fight crime or similarly improve the lives of those around them.
Here's what you get:
1) 1 pair of goggles spray painted white. They need some touch up work.
2) 1 red lace up, v-neck shirt
3) 1 pair 3 foot arm extensions with real life-like grasping action
4) 1 pair Velcro cuffs
5) 1 pair red hot pants. They really accentuate the ass.
6) 1 unitard with escape/pleasure hatch. It did not become apparent until after 2 beers that access was very difficult, especially with a 12 foot wing span. Yes, initially this was a design flaw, but you're creative, work with it.
People, this get-up is *hot*. You put this on and you'll have to use your super powers to keep from being swept away by the lustful hordes. However, monitor your consumption closely. Failure to do so may result in totally unsexy responses in situations like below:
Eye-batting seductress: "I don't know what's better, plastic man's long arms or the fact that he is wearing hot pants."