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Originally Posted: 2013-12-31 1:30am

A Bit of Advice - w4m

Be a sweetheart.

If you're just looking to get laid, be a normal person. Ask for someone to sleep with you. Be less vulgar and kinky and gross. At the end of the day, do you ever get the cum slut or cock slave you're looking for? No. Wouldn't you rather just actually get laid?

I post ads because I look through page after page of postings here and never want to respond. Not to a single one. Because they are weird or gross, so I assume the person writing them is also weird and gross.

I long for an ad that is simple, straightforward, and honest. Because that is the kind of man I want to sleep with. The bar is full of pretenders and drunkards. Ew. I assume most real women who come are CL are like me. Normal, but with a heavy sexual appetite. No time for dating and no patience for the intensity of a "relationship."

All we want is to find a nice career man who can find 45 minutes 3-4 times a week to fuck. Maybe the occasional over night cause we all need some cuddles, and intimacy is a beautiful thing. But you don't need to meet my parents or siblings, and I don't need to meet yours. Our friends know about each other's existence. We're "the booty call." Maybe we watch TV together while we drink a beer to get in the mood. And we can talk about stuff too. Current events, work, etc. But we should really only see each other in each other's homes.

So, if you have some weird fetish, keep it up. But, if you can put that yucky stuff aside and just enjoy the company of a woman, write your posting accordingly. And, if you're sweet enough, you'll get a response and a picture from the kind of women you actually want to come over.

Good luck, Bucko!

(Should this be in Rants & Raves?)
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