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Originally Posted: 2012-11-28 2:16pm

Rare Opportunity for Based Candidates

This is a very rare and very legendary opportunity for qualified candidates.

JOB DESCRIPTION
As a member of the Task Force, you are charged with protecting Lil B--the Based God--at any cost. You are a prominent member of Bitch Mob. You must protect and support Lil B on internet forums, YouTube video comment sections, and on Twitter. You are the first responder when any anti-Lil B content is submitted, and you react swiftly and appropriately with accurate and relevant pro-Lil B material.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
- Must be based.
- Must be a member in good standing of Bitch Mob.
- Must protect Lil B at all times.

DESIRED QUALITIES
- Tiny pants
- Master of cooking
- You are, or you resemble, one or more of the following: Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, a Martian, Charlie Sheen, JK Rowling, Rocky, John Madden, Kristi Yamaguchi, Bill Bellamy, Tim McGraw, Toucan Sam, Miley Cyrus, Jesus, Willy Wonka, Norway, Jerry Rice, Bob Marley, Don Imus, Kenny Rogers, Dianne Feinstein, Mick Jagger, Marilyn Manson, Jessica Simpson Carl Winslow, Quincy Jones, Al Capone, Steven King, Dr. Phil, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Matlock, a surgeon, Darth Vader.
- Swag on at least 100,000; swag on 1,000,000+ preferred
- Fond of and not allergic to Tabby Cats

TO APPLY
Please send your resume along with a brief cover letter.
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: TBD

post id: 3441542933

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