_ _ _ _The illustrated guide to me

This informative guide will teach you about me -- the nice, fairly good looking guy who is too chicken to tell you he thinks you're cute.

Section 1. Physicality
I am about 6 feet tall.Blonde hair, blue eyes and slender but not weak. However, I am actually not bow-legged as figure 1.a shows, although I could probably ride a horse if I had to. As figure 1.b shows, I am not a circle with sticks coming out of me, and I also don't have big weird lines resembling a ridiculous amount of muscles.

Section 2. Menticality and beyond
Intelligence is something I value. And contrary to popular belief, in fig. 2.a the object in the little thought bubble is not a delicious chicken leg right out of the oven. It is a light bulb (probably one of those long lasting kind), signifying thought. But I will admit, sometimes I do think about chicken legs. Just not this time.

Fig. 2.b explains that I enjoy the natural environment. I think that experiencing the wilderness is something people should do more often to take them back where they came from. To avoid any confusion, when I say "experiencing the wilderness" I do not mean having sex with bears, which is something that could be interpreted from my skillful drawing. And yes, that's a bear.

Drawing and other avenues of artistic impression are also important. See fig. 2.c.

Section 3. Manliness
I don't think being a man involves having sex with whoever you can. I like one girl.(fig 3.a) A little known observation is that the guys likely to be unafraid of asking you out are probably also unafraid of asking a large number of other women out. The point is, if I saw you in a restaurant or something, and wanted to ask you out, I probably wouldn't. And instead some wanker would. (fig 3.b) So that is why I am trying to do this online.

Section 4. Styleness
I am most comfortable in jeans and some kind of shirt (fig. 4.a). This does not mean I am slob though, as I dress with some intended coordination and like to feel good about what I am wearing. Sometimes though, it is appropriate to wear not jeans and some kind of nice shirt (fig. 4.b). Like nice dates to the opera and such.

Section 5. You-ness
I am attracted to a large variety of women - translation = I am not picky. Haircolor and height are not so important. I don't have much of a preference for weight, slender to a few extra pounds is okay, although big and beautiful is not for me, even if they are very beautiful. But obviously there has to be some attraction. What I am not attracted to is a lot of makeup, fancy clothes, high heels and smoking.(fig 5.b) I like the natural look much better. That doesn't include the hairstyle in fig.5.a, it is a crappy drawing.

Section 6. For your enjoyment
I hope you care about the world. If you've read "Ishmael" you may know what i am talking about. Also, I like music and it would be great if you did too. Not Britney spears or N'sync though. I also really enjoy movies, in case you were wondering. But I couldn't draw a movie, I spent all my time on those beautiful music notes. Wow, fantastic.

Section 7. What could happen
If you enjoyed this posting, you could email me. And then we could exchange pictures if it seemed appropriate. And then we could meet for a beverage. (fig 7.a). If that worked out, maybe we could hold hands. (fig 7.b). And then if we really got along, we could be naked. (fig 7.c). But understand that I am not doing this just to be naked with someone. It is a nice benifit, but I am really looking for someone who I could really enjoy the company of. Maybe we could make crappy stick figure drawings together. I pretended to be sick today from work and am enjoying the day. Maybe I could have a drink with someone tonight. Have a great day =]